• The telepathy thing didn’t work. This means the entire first half of the film was completely pointless.
• Female lead and 2 male leads stay on Monster island. Is it Monster island? I don’t know.
• Biolantte makes a cameo and looks awesome
• Battra and Mothra make a cameo and look awesome
• Wait, what? There are TWO different explanations for Spacegodzilla? WHAT? YOU CAN’T DO THAT FILM, YOU CAN’T DO THAT!
• “You used to look good when you were my superior officer. You don’t any more.” Best quote ever.
• Mild homoerotic moment.
• Twin fairies speak with usual bullshit
• Jesus christ, this woman thinks of nothing but Godzilla. She tries to distract herself by thinking of something she loves. She thinks of Godzilla. 
• WAIT WHAT!?
• …I think someone just got kidnapped. Again.
• “I can’t work with him. All he talks about is Godzilla” REALLY JUST LIKE EVERYONE IN THIS FILM?
• Japanese Mafia show up. I don’t even know.
• They’re trying the telepathy thing again. Where are all the monsters during this?
• Ah, there they are.
• I think it worked.
• Woo. Space showed up again.
• Terrified Japanese people flood the streets. We’ve seen this before.
• All guns in Japan flash red. That is the law.
• Some decent gunfighting
• And now a bed is floating. I lost it here.
• JESUS THAT MAN IS MAKING A SMALL PUDDLE OF SWEAT ON THE FLOOR.
• Guy dryhumps a computer, and is then blown up.
• Monster blows up building: People point.
• OH SWEET JESUS MOGUERA IS BACK
• AND IS NOW A TRANSFORMER
• “Here, take this poorly painted helmet with the Mcdonalds logo on it”
• Wait, lf Moguera had to be upgraded to use a drill BUILT INTO IT’S NOSE, why did the first version have it?
• Iridescant crystals pop up everywhere
• Godzilla comes to kick some ass
• Moguera starts kicking up shit
• Spacegodzilla stomps around a bit
• MOGUERA AIM FOR THE HORN
• SPIRAL
• GRENADE
• MISSIILLEESS!!
• Moguera drills into Space’s face. Fake blood spews everywhere.
• We cut back to Godzilla, who reaches Space and Moguera
• Japanese people pull disgusted faces.
• Godzilla and Space awkwardly hug each other
• No wait, they’re fighting
• SPACE IS NOW TELEPATHIC!?
• WAIT WHAT?
• Space twirls round in the air like a beautiful little christmas tree.
• And not much happens.
• Moguera splits into two units. The reason for this is that the second piolt “Doesn’t want to get knocked down!
• Massive exploding crystals fly everywhere. It’s not a bad effect either.
• Moguera runs on Windows 95
• Godzilla gives a falling building a reassuring pat.
• Moguera’s laser makes the best noise when it shoots people in the crotch.
• “Use all weapons”
• Only use two of them
• Awkward shots of Godzilla’s face
• Moguera lost an arm
• And then get’s impaled
• ONLY LIKABLE CHARACTER IS GOING TO DIE
• The escape pod is in Moguera’s crotch
• This just got epic. I’m not joking
• MOGUERA KAMIKAZIED
• CRYING FACE
• Yay, only likable character survived
• Oh for god’s sake, they had to wedge the telepathy thing in didn’t they?
• Jesus fucking christ, that’s a bad effect
• Moguera’s head exploded
• And Spacegodzilla died, nuking an area the size of a small city in the process
• Godzilla stands in the smoke, looking rather good
• Surely this whole area should be infested with radiation?
• Godzilla leaves, ready for the next movie
• JESUS CHRIST EXPLAIN SPACEGODZILLA
• THAT’s OUR EXPLANATION?
• “It was a warning?”
• Mothra’s twin fairies do absolutely nothing useful
• Main cast laugh awkwardly and say goodbye to Godzilla
• GODDAMNIT BABY IS FREE
• I FUCKING HATE BABY GODZILLA
• And so, the main two walk away in an actually alrigh ending scene
• THE END

I make it sound like l hated this film. I did not. Actually, it was an excellent B-movie. However:

• Baby Godzilla is retarded
• Spacegodzilla wasn’t explained properly
• I had German subtitles at the bottom the whole film.